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GLASS SHATTERED IN PRIVATE RESIDENCE
A large glass was shattered on Sunday near Galway . Lila a four-year-old domestic feline caused the collision when she leapt from a windowsill to the kitchen table in an act that has been described as complete insanity. She struck a glass of water placed on there by owner, Norma. No injuries resulted from the collision. Preliminary investigations suggest that Lila’s take off was insufficient to maintain the angle and level of projection necessary to complete the manoeuvre. Norma stated that she was traumatised by the incident, and questioned her cat’s level of intelligence. “How could she not have seen it? The Clown. I mean it was a large glass, and one of a set.”
Lila was not available for comment. She absconded through the kitchen window and is currently residing in the rhododendron bushes out back.
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