“Ready with the yoghurt?”
“Yep – smells funny though”.
“Don’t worry – we’re not eating it.”
” Miranda’s looking good”
“Yep did something with her hair. Funny shade of blonde now.”
“Sure is. Is that cooked? Looks a bit red in the middle. Did you heat the oven?”
“I did what it said on the packet. Jeez – my back is killing me.”
“Forget your back dude, there’s a hair on the lettuce – I can see it from here. You’re moulting.”
“No I’m not.”
“It’s the beard you know – it never really grew on you bro – just hangs on for dear life.”
“Oh yea – says you – there’s more hair on an egg than you have in your entire body.”
“Funny! I’m laughing on the inside. Dude – seriously – something smells funny.”
“That might have been me.”
“Gross – we’re dealing with food here.”
“Sorry. I had a swig of that yellow stuff in the cup – thought it was iced coffee. It’s kicking in.”
“Mikey you lameass – what were you thinking! It looks like mustard – probably something for cleaning sinks man!”
“How would I know? She’s always feeding me all sorts of wierd c…”
“Jeez dude – just stand downwind of me and stop bending over. I’ll finish.”
“No way bro – if she sees you touch this plate she’ll think you did it all.”
“That might be a good thing – if it tastes as bad as it looks.”
“Remind me to help you out sometime.”
“Joking bro – so far so good, she’s loving the uniforms.”
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